A 4chan green text post reads: "Another fucking shitty frozen pizza for dinner. I'm so depressed and hate my life." 

Above is an image of a frozen pizza with a plastic wrapping still on it.
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[–] 35 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Protip: pimp your pizza.

Slap on some nice cheeses, some nice cold cuts (if you're into meat), sprinkle some basil and oregano, can even dump a more consistent pizza sauce over it of you're feeling frisky! Turns a 5/10 slab of whatever into a 7/10 slab of whatever with custom rims and a body kit!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Pizza sauce is so easy to make yourself - fry a clove of garlic in a teaspoon of oil, add a can a chopped tomatoes, a pinch of salt, a pinch of sugar, a pinch of oregano - let that simmer on the stove, stirring occasionally, for about 20 minutes or until all the water has boiled off and you have a thick puree then spread that on your chosen base and add some cheese. Voila! If you learn how to make your own dough then a homemade cheese pizza will cost pennies and taste better than anything you will get in the supermarket.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The only real problem with making your own dough is the rise time when you just want to slap it together and eat.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Pre-made pizza bases will save you time, making your own is super cheap but I appreciate it takes time. I'll usually make a big batch on a weekend and then just freeze balls of dough which I can use later.

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