It's tubes all the way down

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[–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm sure you're pretty on the outside. Only surgeons care about your tubes.

Also did you know that the best way to reach the brain arteries is to go through a vein in the thighs? That's a lot of tubes!

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Mathematically, we're a torus.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Specifically a genus 5-7 torus, (depending on lacrimal ducts) and assuming no piercings or other hole creating body modifications

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    You think that's bad, I've got minerals as scaffolding so my worm muscles can engage in upright locomotion.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Topologically we're all just donuts.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    We are a walking biological chemistry experiment shaped vaguely like a bugle.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I have no tube and I must scream

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I went to look for a picture of pauly shore saying tubular and found out that he's going to be playing richard simmons in an upcoming biopic only i read it as gene simmons and somehow it still sounded pretty hilarious anyways I've been hitting the smoky tube

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'm not all worms and tubes. My mom would certainly have told me.. she wouldn't have kept something like that from me.. MOM?!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    There's also a fair bit of goops of different kinds.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    well i fuckin do like it

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    "It's going down the tubes."

    What tubes? I haven't seen tube one.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Just a buncha flesh donuts

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    It reminds me of the talking meat story

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    its called a gordian knot, if you know horsehair worms they all tangle like a ball to mate in the water.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    We're all tubes finding things to put in one end and finding places to put what comes out the other.

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