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[+] 82 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 53 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago

    One rich asshole called Larry Ellison

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago

    And then they release a Security Patch Update, but don’t release the patches needed until a week later. So I had a document urging me to install an unavailable patch.

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  • [–] 49 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'm so glad I never pursued Oracle DB as a career, I was considering it at one point in the early 2000s, even went to school. I would have been making a good $100k+ a year instead of struggling along, but at least I still have a soul :P

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago*

    In other words Oracle bosses do something very scummy and blame it on AI, hoping people will be angry at it instead of where the blame really lies.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It seems Larry wants to be alone with his AI.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago*

    The reverse should be hilarious. Anyone reading this applying for jobs there should not take a fucking offer below premium, because that's what they are trying to do.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    This fascist piece of dickskin is just as dangerous as Thiel and musk.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Fuck that shithole company

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Your first mistake was working for Oracle. They've always been a shit company.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    That’s 10,000 medium-sized businesses closed overnight.

    Goddamn.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Oracle is in a really bad position financially on ai. Is this the beginning of the downfall?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Just proves how dumb they fucking are. Software industry is gonna be a mess real soon.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Is there anyone left at Oracle?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    It's going to embrace bankruptcy soon at this rate

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    That's good, I guess? Most businesses who license Oracle should see their rates go down considerably. Right? /s

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    Gotta fund those data centers somehow.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    And now they will probably raise prices too.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Q: what's the difference between God and Larry Ellison?

    A: God doesn't think he is Larry Ellison.


    Q: What's the difference between Oracle and the Boy Scouts?

    A: The Boy Scouts are led by adults.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Maybe I'm just high, but for the one about god and ellison, couldn't you exchange ellison's name with anyone, and god would also not think he is that person? While ellison obviously thinks that he is ellison, god would not think that he himself is ellison.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Can’t wait for it to violently collapse under its own stupidity.

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    [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    "Embracing AI" means laying off 21,000 people for more compute hardware.

    Anyone involved in creating deep/artificial neural networks knows that there are diminishing returns for the "fidelity" of language models when scaling compute capacity; "scaling" does very little in the face of the limitations of the current paradigms of SoTA frontier models' architectures.

    Simply put, they're so stupid, they fired the people who could maybe innovate for more hardware... that requires many of the very same smart people they told to kick rocks in the first place.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I really hope Oracle and their false position of superiority dies off.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    "Embraces ai" = made bad business decisions

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Thank you dumbasses for naming your company "Oracle", it makes the stupidity and shortsightedness of this so much funnier!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Great! Now they just have to do all the rest.

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