I skipped over "enemy" and got really excited for a second

Friends say he passed away at home after eating mushrooms he found in the yard of his home.

Though he was a mushroom expert, the mushrooms he collected turned out to be poisonous.

When I become a political speaker I’m going to make my hobbies piano moving, snake catching, deep sea fishing, and free climbing.

So many "coincidences" over the years. These "accidents" always happen to his dear oppositors. Nobody knows why.

At first I read "Putin died" and I cannot even begin to describe the emotions going through me while I checked the sub name, before realizing I missed a word.

Must have lived in a bungalow

Friends say he passed away at home after eating mushrooms he found in the yard of his home.

Though he was a mushroom expert, the mushrooms he collected turned out to be poisonous.

This is such a "wink, wink " to readers if I ever see one

He had some mushrooms and instantly shot himself in the back a couple of times before he threw himself out of the window. Totally normal, nothing to see here.

He's not the first Putin enemy to die from accidental mushroom poisoning. Look up the scientist Vitaly Melnikov.

There is an interesting podcast called Sad Oligarchs that document alot of these sort of deaths in Russia.

I'm conflicted.

As an "enemy" of Putin, I have to assume assignation, but no windows? Russia has lots its way, are the classics no longer respected.

While falling out of a window.

We had a case of death cap mushrooms in a Beef Wellington in Australia. The cook was convicted of killing her ex in-laws. Sounds familiar.

His enemies have started to avoid Windows and BUM, a new method. Putin is an inventive killer. Unlike Netanyahu who just kills en masse.

What? So, the 6th floor, toss out the window, is abandoned.

"accidental"

Accidental is the keyword.

Sure, "accidentally"

Everyone knows you should only eat the mushrooms you know and not just anything you find in the Forrest.

There wasn't any hot polonium in his area

Did they run out of windows already?

Oops, what a dummy!

α-Amanitin. Amanita looks edible. Common way to die. Also a very easy cover-up if they enjoy foraging for food. A lot of species are foragable, but a lot are also deadly and hard to differentiate. Definitely sus, but I wouldn't be surprised if this guy ate something similar to a death cap.

likely using DEATH cap, anamita phalloides, which very toxic to the liver and grows all over EURASIA. lemme guess hes next choice of poison is aconitum, WOLFSBANE. the plant is so toxic you can get poisoned just by touching it.

When you invite Erin Patterson around for dinner ...

I guess hunting for mushrooms in Russia is a thing. Not that I wouldn't put this past Putin, but it's entirely possible this was just a thing that happened.

Intern: But comrade doctor, the man was obviously shot!

Comrade Doctor: Not so comrade, the mushrooms simply happened to be 9mm lead and thus he can reasonably have been said to have died of lead mushroom poisoning.

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