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[–] 41 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Nah we just recompile the house to remove the fire.

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    [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    as long as you break the windows (which is probably already done for you), and don't open.. it's ok.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    Just smash through the windows requirement with your bottles and maybe enjoy a little wine on the way out.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Anyone else think Pingu's legs look weird here?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I use the right tool for the right job. Letting fresh air into the house or escaping in case of fire are the only valid use cases for Windows I can imagine.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Oh, there are ways out, that don't involve windows.

    In case of emergency, HALT_AND_CATCH_FIRE.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Sudo cd /home/door/

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Probably aware of half a dozen other operating systems to try, if something catches fire in the thousand distributions of linux.

    When/how would the only way out be windows?

    This sounds like a level of implausibility/dystopia it'd anger pingu to shout "SHBHLBRHBR AWOOO! AWOOO!"

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