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[–] 37 points 4 months ago

Stuck but playing it cool

Same

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    I'd say seduction. Or murder. Both, if you play your cards right.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    You don't need to know. You're not meant to. You didn't see anything, and if you did, someone at the hospital is going to remind you how dangerous stairs can be...

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    [–] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    Looks kind of like what the magician's assistant does for the trick illusion where they get sawn in half.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    sawn in half.

    pawn in half please keep up with the puns bradward

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Stretchy arms and a long long tail

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Looks like a tank to me

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    You’re interrupting something.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Pretty sure you cut the box in half now.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    The cat seems to be 100% sure, though.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Same energy as the video to Prince's "When Doves Cry".

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Fluid mechanics

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