Can you even make a Tolkein effort?

This shall not pass

It’s tough. I’ve been there and back again

It’s a hard hobbit to break.

What the elf are you taking about?

You really shouldn't kick hobbits...

I've kicked more than a few of you harder than you deserve and more than half of you less than half as hard as what you should have receieved."

and so, piss off wankers

/flips off crowd/

/disappears/