Is he humping that thing?

So this is why Oklahoma smells like fart constantly.

Why is Kentucky's penis a pan?

That's Mr. MIMAL. And that's not chicken it's his penis

I just look for the Kentucky shaped state

This is literally the only reason I know where Kentucky is.

That’s too good man. All you have to do is draw a little arm

But hopefully you will never have to

that is the biggest kitchen band-aid i have ever seen, Chef.

But KFC can also mean Korean fried chicken. Which is way better.

Thankfully I've never needed to know anything about Kentucky's anything, and hopefully I never will.

Or, you just follow the trail of obesity

I taught a kid I work with about states geography recently. Part of that included pointing out that Kentucky looks like a piece of fried chicken and Oklahoma looks like a pot. He then started making jokes about "cooking Kentucky in Oklahoma." He even used toys to demonstrate it. This kid cracks me up.

I think I have to show him this.