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[–] 30 points 4 months ago (5 children)

He was desperate to get a deal done on his birthday.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    August 12, 2027. Aneurysm. They'll mistake him for being asleep during the meeting, because he's always asleep in meetings. No one will notice, not until the end when everyone gets up to leave.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Estimates so far is that the war has cost the US close to a trillion dollars. On top of that, Iran will be able to tap a 300 billion dollar reconstruction fund in order to rebuild. 

    So, to recap: American taxpayers are on the hook for a trillion dollar 3 month war, 300 billion dollars to rebuild Iran, gas prices are still outrageous, groceries are still unaffordable for many families, and Donald Trump "loves" the 4% inflation numbers reported last month.

    All this because Donald Trump couldn't let JCPOA stay in place because it was negotiated by Barack Obama.

    Instead we get the Iranians figuring out how to use Donald Trump's mental illnesses against him.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    So, to recap: American taxpayers are on the hook for a trillion dollar 3 month war, 300 billion dollars to rebuild Iran, gas prices are still outrageous, groceries are still unaffordable for many families, and Donald Trump "loves" the 4% inflation numbers

    And the strait of Hormuz is still not open, and probably won't be before the end of the month at the earliest.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    "Mr President Trump has such BIG PEENIS! Young girls in Iran want to touch your BIG PEENIS, Mr President Trump!"

    "Well, 300 billion you say? Reminds me of my friend Jeffrey Epstein and he used to buy girls for me. But now I can buy Iranian girls for 300 billion. Best deal ever!"

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Do you need one though?

    I'd bet money we have something like... "OK here's the deal, You pay us 300 billion. of US taxpayer money, we pay you 5 million dollars personally in under the table money. No binding rules otherwise, but we won't draw any extra attention to it when you lie about it.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Isnt a theocracy putting out the rumour they are masters of neuroscience and psychology ALSO a second massive Propaganda victory?

    this is just mundane diplomacy stuff dressed up as 4d chesswhich obviously the US contingent didn't bother doing.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    And the media is hailing him as a hero. Sad.

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