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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

If chimps ever take over the world and have a space program they'll send grass to Uranus.

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  • [–] [S] 50 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    For those saying Figure or it didn't happen, from the paper

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's one chimp's kink, not a trend.

    Also, I did not expect to write that sentence.

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  • "Meanwhile, in the other group, a male named Juma was identified as the possible innovator of the daring new grass-in-butt variation, which spread to most of his group mates within a week, according to the study."

    So apparently it wasn't just his kink. Most of them had a twig up their ass, lol

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago

    … which is the style at the time…”

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Not any weirder than attaching plastic hairs to your eyelids.

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    Grass in the butt!

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    First they use tools, now wheatgrass enemas.

    What's next ? more gas burning cars on the road?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Always nice to hear what the cousins are up to these days

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    chimps providing proof that tails and ear fluff is desireable, therefor kemonomimi is endgame looks

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Juma, you wouldn't get it darling it's called fashion

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Shockingly similar to homo sapiens.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    So you're saying we're basically chimps.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    “Hey, did you see Coco? She had a whole fistful of grass in her ass. It was so hot!”

    -Bobo the Chimp

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    why is it always butt stuff with chimps?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I said what what!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    They might've learned that from me ... Sorry guys.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Can't deny my love for grass either!👍💋😋

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Give Africa back to Chimps Movement is on the way

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    This looks so rad. Anyone knows where I can buy a nice ear glass?

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