If chimps ever take over the world and have a space program they'll send grass to Uranus.
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Chimps develop fashion trend by shoving grass in their ears — and in their butts
(www.livescience.com)
For those saying Figure or it didn't happen, from the paper

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Not any weirder than attaching plastic hairs to your eyelids.

Only a matter of time.
First they use tools, now wheatgrass enemas.
What's next ? more gas burning cars on the road?
chimps providing proof that tails and ear fluff is desireable, therefor kemonomimi is endgame looks
“Hey, did you see Coco? She had a whole fistful of grass in her ass. It was so hot!”
-Bobo the Chimp
why is it always butt stuff with chimps?
Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?

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