Meme depicting Jerry from Rick and Morty sitting in his car smiling. Text: "Me listening to synthwave songs about fast cars and illegal street races, while sitting in my 69 hp Toyota Yaris"

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[–] 34 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

Sometimes I slam my gas pedal to the floor and watch my car never leave economy mode as it gently works its way up to 48 miles per hour, a perfect speed to go while on a Portland highway doing fifty.

In the right-most lane, of course. I got a speeding ticket with a more capable car once—never again.

Mitsubishi mirage for life. Can park that shit in a bathroom cubicle.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Those consistently rank high on "worst car ever" lists.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    It’s much more fun to drive a slow car fast than it is to drive a fast car slow.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Unironically the scene around the yarris is fucking baller and it's the exact kind of car that car culture is built around

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Excuse me, my yaris has 105 hp

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    There was a videogame that featured a Yaris. It was trying to be Sonic, I think.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaris_(video_game)

    Edit: I forgot that you had a gun mounted to the hood.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    If you think your car doesn't have enough health, take it to the mechanic. Maybe he can put it back at full hit points.

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    a Yaris is a fucking sweet car. barebones, direct feedback to driver, light, can push to the limit.

    it's so much more fun to drive than an FR-S is on a public roads. and safer.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    At least the car is jdm

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    We have a Yaris, great car, good pickup. It can actually fly fairly well if one is willing to let it.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    69

    Huheheheuhehe

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