This would be a great suggestion in an administration that cared to uphold these laws.
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They'll bulldoze it anyway and fight it in court. 'Federally Protected' is a meaningless phrase in 2026...
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'Federally Protected' is a meaningless phrase in 2026...
It actually means a lot of you can't afford to pay the bribe (a.k.a. settle a frivolous lawsuit).
Big Tech: Hahaha let's fuck the people living here by stealing all the water, running up the electricity bill, and pollute and heat the place, all while making a shit ton of noise! We don't give a fuuuuuuck about shit! OH NO, IS THAT AN ENDANGERED BERRY?! ABORT! ABORT!
Your mother was a longhorn beetle and your father smelled of elderberries!
"How to end the protected status of Valley Elderberry Longhorn Beetles" speedrun.

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