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That must be one hell of a chicken... (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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[–] 16 points 5 months ago

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    [–] 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    A Costco-sized Costco rotisserie chicken.

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    • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Can you imagine rotisserie-ing a Honda civic?

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    • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    That's a hefty cock.

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    [–] 8 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Ultra mega chicken?

    No. Is legend.

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    • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    They're cooking chocobos in there!

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    [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    He's a chicken, I tell yas! A GIANT CHICKEN!

    https://youtu.be/Sm1iXbxn4lg

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    [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Big Bird is dead.

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    [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    You can rotisserie things besides chicken. Could be a rhino.

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    [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Someone call Gordon Ramsey

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    [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    A chicken the size of OP's mom?!

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    [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    circa 68,000,000 BCE

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