I expect the "close friend" is no longer close, but the person who broke the promise, to whatever degree the promise was there, is the one who should get the most shit.

I say this as someone whose wife cheated on me. She broke her vows, she chose to cheat instead of just leaving me, he was incidental and could have been anyone. I can hardly blame him, my wife was hot af, and she lied to him, of course.

Ive been on the wrong end of this a few times. A woman comes chatting to me in the pub, and then the boyfriend turns up and starts trying to fight me.

Mate, I dont even know her name let alone her relationship status. Your problem is not with me.

This reads to me as shitting equally on both of them.

For what's it's worth, the close friend would be dead to me whereas the ex is just an ex?

I mean. Why would you want to have people ask you about this and remember it for the rest of your life?

Why not just get a tattoo off the dog then?

That’s a cool story, and a well done tattoo, but… We all know that dog really has no clue what that lady did wrong. He’s just a bitey boy.

This tattoo is not likely to impress any potential new romantic interests.

Yay for violent animals!

Everything about this is trashier than your average junkyard.

Gross.

Hi, dog speaker here, that dog is actually pretty upset. Dogs won't show their teeth or really the whites of their eyes like this unless they're uncomfortable.

My dad believes our old family dog hated my mom because she could smell other men on her.

This dog is a Mario chain chomp

Well I wonder why he got cheated on lmfao

This guy in 6 months boo hoo hooing he can't get laid because of his "I assault women" tattoo.

I'm sure he doesn't like his friend either

The person in the relationship is the one with the responsibility not to cheat, they are objectively the worse person. If my partner is willing to cheat on me my friends might as well hit it because I'm not interested in continuing that relationship after that point anyway.

What do you mean, never? This is like the most common thing ever, both as a movie trope and in real life. Guy A sleeps with girlfriend of Guy B, and instead of getting mad at his girlfriend who broke her agreement with him, Guy B goes and beats up Guy A. Now I understand also being angry at the friend, but it should be secondary to being angry at the girlfriend. Anything else is sexist and views the woman as an object IMO

Omg, that dog is gonna get overweight from all the chimkem nuggers. Goodest boi.

Maybe she did shit on your friend? Did you bother to ask?

Did you let the dog keep the bone?

Couldn't she require the dog to get executed if she's a real bitch, from the sound of it she is.

least crazed monogamous person

I got the shotgun, should I put down both of them or just the human?

Because it's always the woman who is blamed either way

I see your question and raise you one bros before hoes

That close friend did him a favor exposing she was going to cheat anyway. Close friend should be there grinning with the dog