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[–] 109 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Batman: “Leave me alone, I have to beat up a clown.”

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  • [–] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I had never realized how much Halle Berry looks like Zoolander till I saw the third picture.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Julie Newmar 😍😍😍

    ... I would've made a terrible Batman. I see why they gave the job to that other guy.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    I discovered Batman as a kid watching Adam West reruns. She’s amazing and remains one of my favorite versions. She came back in the role about ten years ago in two 60s theme animated movies with West and Ward and they’re worth the watch.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    When it comes to fighting batman? No.

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    [–] 20 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Joker doesn't chase Bats.

    Joker does his thing and knows Bats will track him.

    Joker is the coy maiden, Bats the ardent suitor.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    No one's gonna buy your smutty fanfic!stop shelling it so brazenly!

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  • [–] 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Video games are so thirsty now.

    At least leave some mysterious triangles!

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Now I want a storry, where Joker is just in love with Harley, so he does all the criminal sh*t just to impress her, cause she kinda insane.

    After years he realizes this is unhealthy and just goes and get's a desk Job and once in a while has beer with bruce and rants about past.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    How about the opposite where Harley Quin leaves Joker and starts dating Poison Ivy. Meanwhile Joker loses his memory and forgets he's the Joker, so he dates a latina housewife with a child, then runs for mayor.

    Plot of Harley Quin on HBO.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    In Batman TAS episode "Almost Got Him" Poison Ivy walks in on a card game between Penguin, Joker, Killer Croc, and Two-Face.

    Ivy says hello to Two-Face and Harvey says that half of him wants to strangle her and the other half wants to shoot her.

    Joker looks at Penguin. "They used to date."

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago

    Chasing Batman and being an unhinged little shit goblin is how he landed that

    Follow your bliss, kings

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    Maybe chasing Batman is what keeps Harley chasing Joker?

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    Even The Joker knows not to stick his dick in crazy.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Maybe he isn't into baseball.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Nightwing has nothing in Harley.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    some men just want to watch the world burn

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    I mean let’s face it, the Joker’s insane schemes would take more time to plan and implement, logistically, than any one man has in the week.

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