




Batman: “Leave me alone, I have to beat up a clown.”





Batman: “Leave me alone, I have to beat up a clown.”
He's crazy.
But is he stupid?
When it comes to fighting batman? No.
Joker doesn't chase Bats.
Joker does his thing and knows Bats will track him.
Joker is the coy maiden, Bats the ardent suitor.
No one's gonna buy your smutty fanfic!stop shelling it so brazenly!
Ingénue joker is now lore accurate canon.
Video games are so thirsty now.
At least leave some mysterious triangles!
Now I want a storry, where Joker is just in love with Harley, so he does all the criminal sh*t just to impress her, cause she kinda insane.
After years he realizes this is unhealthy and just goes and get's a desk Job and once in a while has beer with bruce and rants about past.
How about the opposite where Harley Quin leaves Joker and starts dating Poison Ivy. Meanwhile Joker loses his memory and forgets he's the Joker, so he dates a latina housewife with a child, then runs for mayor.
Plot of Harley Quin on HBO.
In Batman TAS episode "Almost Got Him" Poison Ivy walks in on a card game between Penguin, Joker, Killer Croc, and Two-Face.
Ivy says hello to Two-Face and Harvey says that half of him wants to strangle her and the other half wants to shoot her.
Joker looks at Penguin. "They used to date."
Chasing Batman and being an unhinged little shit goblin is how he landed that
Follow your bliss, kings
I mean let’s face it, the Joker’s insane schemes would take more time to plan and implement, logistically, than any one man has in the week.
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