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[–] 97 points 5 months ago (1 child)

At least finish it properly

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    The happiest bit I can play with is the smile on their face, or their eyes, if I can make them close as they groan in pleasure. Genitals pale in comparison, but are a good place to 'access' those other regions.

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago

    They call it 'bumpin uglies' for a reason.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Same but for tits.

    Like you just got those hanging out like you're trying to contain the flood from hurricane Katrina or something? Why are they so gigantic? Why do guys lose all the blood from their brain when they see them?

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    a cute twink with a dick as thick and heavy it can be used for weight training 'umm uhhh um ggfsaerhiyvewvgtdf'

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    that is approximately the face i made, and a few years later i realized I'm a lesbian lol

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    "Looks so weird"

    -My first love right before giving her very first bj

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Every lady I grew up with also thought this, but for whatever reason I never really had that experience. I don't know if I was already a little heathen at that age or what, but I remember 3 of us looking up pics on dial-up internet, my two friends going "Oh wow, it looks so weird!" "I think I'll just stick with girls honestly..." and I was over here like

    "Haha, nice."

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (11 children)

    No one wants to see mine either.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    I do, and if you're close enough for me to touch, I'll make sure you know that you're wanted.

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    I highly doubt you are my offspring. Quite illegal. Also, limits our options together.

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    It's not impressive. I can't even get it up most of the time. Probably because of my crippling depression and anxiety.

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    Not when you're trying to cum with one.

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