Beautiful grill marks, deliciously juicy. ::: I am of course talking about that gorgeous broccoli. :::
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What's that in the front.
Not that I care... I'd eat it without knowing.
Tater tots! Shredded potato formed into a cylinder, fried once, and frozen. Then toasted at home.
Did the toasting harm the cylinder
How did you cylinder-ize them? Lol
Tater tots
Wait. Are these home-made tater tots? Like you started with whole, unpeeled potatoes and created this masterpiece?
Nah, these are just store bought. You can make them yourself, but it’s a huge pain. They need to be twice fried, and you have to form each one individually by hand. https://www.seriouseats.com/homemade-tater-tots
The end result is almost identical. Fun to say you did, but in no way worth it.
The berg is a werg!
Why on earth would you ruin a perfectly delicious meal with a huge chunk of fucking broccoli? I know there are mutants (in the literal sense because it's a DNA mutation, bitter was the original default) out there who don't taste the bitterness, but that's a bacon cheeseburger and fried potatoes. You can't make that any healthier and still call it delicious.
Properly cooked broccoli is amazing, and I'll die on this hill.
There’s no accounting for taste.
I like the flavor of grilled broccoli. It doesn’t taste that bitter if you use fresh broccoli and cook it right. It’s an easy side when you’ve already got the grill fired up.
Looks like it’s roasted in oil (edit: I see it’s grilled not roasted, still the char looks perfect and I bet it was amazing), they aren’t going for healthy broccoli, they are going for delicious. Personally I think roasted broccoli pairs well with a proper cheeseburger. If anything it’s the tater tots that don’t belong on that plate
Keep the broccoli raw, and don't put ketchup on the tots, and I'm coming over for dinner!!!!
Also I'm never leaving. COOK ME THIS MEAL! NOW AND FOREVER!
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