“Hey Ozzy, how do you feel about Sharon milking your memory for all it’s worth?”

That shit is more dark than anything the Prince of Darkness himself ever sang or costumed about.

hey i saw that before

Be Right Back - Black Mirror... it wasn't supposed to be a documentary. it wasn't supposed to be a documentary. it wasn't supposed to be a documentary it wasn't supposed to be a documentary it wasn't supposed to be a documentary it wasn't supposed-

" but his family is making sure fans will still be able to hear from the Prince of Darkness for years to come."

his family is making sure they can cash in on his corpse for years to come.

Ozzy, why is your wife such a feckless cunt?

Mysteriously, it also supports noted fascist Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon.

can we kindly and respectfully ask sharon to go to a retirement home and pick up knitting or bingo or something and revoke her internet access

Lol that black mirror episode was a little on the nose here.

Not enough money so now you've made a digital ghost to desecrate his memory for money, eh?

And what does Kelly think about this abomination?

"Im sorry that's ghoulish as f**k,

Well let's see what AI Ozzy has to say:

• totally, fucking lit, oh yeah babe

Checks out. Pretty sure real Ozzy would have said something similar. Turing test is approved.

Ew.

With everything going on.. I forgot Ozzy died. I googled it to be sure. I think id ask him, "what snorting ants is like"

Its not something I'd ever try myself and wonder if the stings or the folic acid contained in ants is worse.

That being said I don't care to ask it anything.

Does nobody think that Ozzy would think it's rad as fuck that he's an undying digital ghost? I think he might enjoy it. I remember when he first saw a remote. The man loves tech.

Milking his dead corpse dry.

I wonder - if the writers of Black Mirror season 2 episode 1 had written the widow like Sharon Osbourne - how it would have gone…

huh, reminds me of The Righteous Gemstones.

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