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[โ€“] 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I was once hanging out with this woman in college and she said on the phone to her friend "I'm on a date" then she said "well it's technically not a date" after I looked at her. So I was like got it not a date.

Yeah I missed a lot of signs there

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 5 months ago

    To be honest, I would also do the same. If she didn't mean it, and you tried to advance, that would be embarrassing and ruin a good thing. Things like that should be said way more explicit by both parties

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  • [โ€“] 76 points 5 months ago

    Out of all the things that have ever happened, this is not one of them.

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  • [โ€“] 25 points 5 months ago

    Thought this was some bad porn movie script or something at first, expecting him to fix the cable

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  • [โ€“] 24 points 5 months ago

    Fake and gay.

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 5 months ago

    If Heather is smooth enough (which you could argue either way based on the other party not realizing it's a date), this is her opportunity to pivot hard into it being a date. Say something mildly sappy and emphasize it really being a date, go for the kiss.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 5 months ago

    Bet you had to blow the dust off this one before reposting it.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 5 months ago

    I mean, I think the fact that this 10+ year old meme (posted on Relationship Memes of a places) is fake, is common knowledge. At least say a joke as part of the takedown! Make your comment interesting! You've been given the gift of free will, and the ability to say anything, use it!

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    [โ€“] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    "Thanks for not assuming" yet literally assumed they were on a date

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Not assuming they are straight

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