Another war? Did that FIFA peace prize mean nothing?!

Cuba ain't Iran. There is no Cuban equivalent of the IRGC or trading network back door that extends to Russia and China.

When the hammer falls, we're mostly going to see a lot of dead Cubans and a lot of fled Cubans.

The real risk that War With Cuba presents is a massive flood of refugees showing up across the Caribbean and Mexico.

Why would he be sad? I thought that was the point. What better way to distract from the other distractions?

They'll attack Cuba, a massive flotilla of inner tubes, canoes, and rowboats will fill the waters, the administration will start shooting the refugees from the sky by the hundreds, and claim:

"President Trump is finally liberating the people of Cuba!"

If the US disrupts my Rum supply we are going to have an issue.

Please hit margo-a-lago. Thanks

You can do this without resorting to slop.

Slop shit

These days, Rubio just walks around with resting defeat face. IDK why OP felt it needed to be sloped-up to make the joke.

DeSicko cowering in a bunker is a rather entertaining idea.

And do you suppose Cuba has drones that can reach Mar-a-Lardo?

You could get a few stray drones exploding over the US mainland but do you think it would stop them from invading?

Cuba can't produce any significant amount of drones without imports. Being an island in the US backyard they can be blockaded with ease. Iran can still import their stuff over land.

It's relatively easy to bomb every launch site on a tiny island compared to Iran.

It's also easier to cover every path a drone could take from Cuba and still reach anything of value. You have tons on well supplied air bases that can use relatively cheap munitions launched from fighters instead of using dwindling supplies of patriot missiles.

What the hell did I miss??

They call him REEEEEEK