Fun fact; his wife's name was Vagina Screwdriver.

Grandfather of the WORLD CHAMPION Seattle Seahawk QB Sam Darnold

On October 18, 1999, Hammer died in Long Beach from lung cancer at the age of 69

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

"A girl's gotta have her standards."

If only Susan in Real Genius had had a Marlboro Man named Dick Hammer.

Fun fact: his wife's name was Vagina Screwdriver.

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Mike Litoris. Legend

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