On October 18, 1999, Hammer died in Long Beach from lung cancer at the age of 69

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

"A girl's gotta have her standards."

If only Susan in Real Genius had had a Marlboro Man named Dick Hammer.

Fun fact: his wife's name was Vagina Screwdriver.

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Bridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

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Splint Chesthair

Mike Litoris. Legend

Penis Jigsaw, at your service

Fun fact; his wife's name was Vagina Screwdriver.

Grandfather of the WORLD CHAMPION Seattle Seahawk QB Sam Darnold