me (during sex): hurt me; them: You peaked at 18; me: wait-; them: You're really just a weird combination of weed and mental illness; me: please stop

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[–] 55 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I bottomed at 18.

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Not that bottom

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  • [–] 29 points 5 months ago

    Im so lucky that I hit rock bottom at 17. I dont have any memories of "oh, what I used to be able to do" in highschool

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    mine probably woulda been like 22, but shit, still

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Wait, I was supposed to hit a peak?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    Nah, hitting a peak means you've stopped improving. The fact you haven't hit it yet means you're still getting more awesome every year. Keep it up, queen/king/my liege 👑 (attempting a gender-neutral term here, pick whichever feels right.)

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    I peaked at f-ing 12 maan, everything else was either depression or recovering from it Dx

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    What's weird about a combination of weed & mental illness? Seems perfectly normal to me.

    (And, no - that's not because I partake. When I was young, that shit gave me a massive headache for some reason so I never got into it.)

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    They’re saying his entire personality consists of weed and mental illness

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    And yet they're still having sex with him? Who's got the more serious mental illness?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    It's normal for me. I have made the most progress towards healing and self growth with weed. It's like it allows me to open doors in my mind that are usually shut. They are shut by mental illness. You're not going to find me complaining about the only thing that's ever helped me. The side effects are worth it.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    All the homies are just combinations of weed and mental illness. And are also just hallucinations caused by my own weed and mental illness.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    I peaked when I was a quarter cracked egg.

    Yeah okay pal, nice try.

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