Linux: Yes.
Apache: Yes.
MYSQL: Ehhh yea.....
PHP: ........ I plead the 5th.

Is this a seasonal MOTH meme? Asking for a MOTH friend.

Hey doesn't that lamp look kinda off...

What kind of lamp? Lava, floor, table?

Of course. A lamp wouldn't ask such dumb questions.

You know I would. I would totally turn you on.