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[–] 32 points 5 months ago (1 child)

How many times are you going to post this between your accounts?

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago

    My theory is that OP is the killer and is quite mad all the media and the police is claiming the death was an accident.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago

    Strong "iF tHe EaRtH iS rOuNd WhY dOeS tHe HoRiZoN nOt LoOk CuRvEd??1?" energy here.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    You need to go fall into a canal right now. Get a good taste for how it actually is falling face first into a muddy canal.

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  • [+] [S] -17 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I'd assume the same as falling fast first into a pool (happened to me once, was embarrassing in front of my mates, but I stood up.) Just with more dirty clothes/skin.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago

    That section she fell into is quite deep. It also has enough algae and dockweed to look like grass and be extremely slippery. And she couldn't swim. So even if she didn't hit her head, or get trapped or choked by weeds, the fact that she drowned isn't suspicious in itself.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    This thought is so deep I will drown in it. When do people stop posting it?

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  • [+] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Bruh I was gone for a few days, log on, saw that post, then gone for 2 more days, log on, holy shit this again...

    🤣

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    It is legitimately deranged that you care this much. Please speak to a doctor.

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    Drunk and unconscious, or hit head when fell and unconscious.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    The UK is an island. A wet one full of rivers, lochs, lakes, ponds and streams. I guess we just fence all those too.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    I bet she was bubbly as she was going out

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