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[–] 84 points 5 months ago* (21 children)

That is a mistranslation. It wasn't cinnamon buns, it was hetvägg, a type of cardamom bun swimming in sweetened hot milk/cream.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Frederick_of_Sweden#Death

14 cinnamon buns would be rookie numbers

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (13 children)

    They are really good. Just make sure the cardamom is mixed in well.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (11 children)

    and that you're not a king of sweden

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago* (8 children)

    Do you suppose he was trying to be the King of Sweets, too?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    A time-traveler, too? At that mass? Oofda.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Didn't you know? All kings are time travelers. ESPECIALLY the Swedish ones.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Ohhh, that's what No Kings is really about? That makes so much sense now.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah, lots of anti time travel sentiment in the US population.

    They have a hard enough time denying the details of their own history WITHOUT people just going to see for themselves!

    (For the joke to work, please pretend that the parties are reversed)

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    I should've known that you, of all characters, would be familiar with atypical time manipulation. I mean, c'mon. You've an ironic anachronism (separated by centuries, no less) as your whole username. 😋

    So, O' Timeline Berzerker in a Hand-Me-Down Hemp Toga of Mindfulness +2... what happens next? 🫣

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    You've an ironic anachronism

    I've been called much worse 😁

    So, O' Timeline Berzerker in a Hand-Me-Down Hemp Toga of Mindfulness +2... what happens next? 🫣

    For my encore, I'll juggle the simultaneous beliefs in pacifism, that collective punishment is wrong, and that the guillotine for all billionaires is a moral imperative😉

    Joking aside, though, my username is actually quite apt: I'm a big bearded guy from Denmark and I'm also a far left anti-authoritarian pacifist (with certain exceptions to the rule such as the above one) 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    We're not too dissimilar, geophysically aside, it would seem. No note, other than Mr own personal preference to spell "moral imperative" in that context as "civic duty", instead. Also, for fertilizer; it's a wiser solution than simply eating them as the old saying goes, and the crops will reward us all!

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    Yes, and to add: hetvägg is the precursor to the modern semla, which is probably pretty much a national dish here now.

    The traditional hetvägg is equally if not more delicious though, although quite a bit more involved to make.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (5 children)

    hetvägg

    Heterosexual/hot wall? 🤔

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  • [–] 49 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    It said "after" not "because" and not "died of a surfeit of cinnamon/cardamom buns"

    Maybe he was actually suffering from a cardamom deficiency and couldn't eat ENOUGH buns in time to save his life

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Oh dear I hope you didn't just have one of those Lemmy moments that sometimes happen to me, where you craft a couple paragraphs of deathless prose, post it and realize there was a small typo, edit to fix it, and then hit Delete by mistake.

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    [–] 19 points 5 months ago

    Weirdly similar experience - one time in the college cafeteria, where the policy was take all you want but eat all you take, I ate 12 desserts for lunch. The portions were small. I stopped at 12 although I was sure I could eat one more, because I wasn't sure I could eat two more and stopping at 13 seemed unlucky. Apparently King Adolf lacked my superior power of risk assessment.

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    [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Baker’s dozen for a reason

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    It might not be a hard limit, 13 might be more like the LD50 of cinnamon buns, more data is needed.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Do not eat 14 cinnamon buns. You will surely regret eating 14 cinnamon buns.

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    Someone send a few to Trump? That old fart has no self control.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    So that's where we get the bakers dozen from..

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    A baker's dozen of Cinnabon probably won't kill you immediately. The renal failure, on the other hand...

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    We need a few more experiments before we can determine an LD50

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    To Cinnabon I go…

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    Did the buns kill him? Or did he just die of syphilis or something while on a bun binge?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Death goals.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    And I thought two was too many

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