Poor guy probably had to do 6 takes on the cumshot and was just shooting dust and spiders at that point
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Then on the other end of that you’ve got the Brazzers ads with what looks like a super soaker filled with Jergens lotion.
I have a Samsung phone so every time Android updates it downloads 3 new, shitty games that nobody asked for. A few times I played them just long enough to be able to leave a negative review and complaint on the Play store before deleting them. I know there's no benefit but it does make me smile to tell them exactly how much I hate their bloatware trash games.
Can I ask what samsung? Could be a carrier thing because this has never happened to me
Verizon, USA. It doesn't matter, next time I get a phone it's gonna be a Fairphone or whatever, n I'm such of Samsung's bullshit.
Get a fairphone. I've had 2 (3 and 5) and no issues at all. Pixels are nice too, but I've had 2 friends with batteries dying.
i have t mobile try that shit but it at least gives me the option to not install anything. still annoying though, because why the fuck would i play any other mobile game when i already have balatro and backyard baseball
Yeah this is generally a carrier thing and why people should be buying manufacturer unlocked phones and not directly from the carriers
I genuinely can't remember the last carrier phone I had. I get whatever $200 every few years. So far it's been a Sony, a used pixel, and a Motorola, and I just found out my current Motorola is supported by graphene, so I might see how long I can make it last. It's honestly perfect, the Sony was/is beautiful but had a slightly wrap around the sides screen making it very sensitive in the way you hold it even with a case.
I worked for a phone manufacturer for a while and got to see firsthand the wild BS that happens with carriers. Primarily how the carrier-branded SKUs consistently provided a much sloppier experience than unlocked. Verizon was pretty bad about it, but Boost Mobile was the absolute worst, loading apps so sketchy that every once in a while Android's own malicious app removal mechanisms would remove them. One time they preloaded an app that actually caused certain system functionality to not work correctly and we had to start advising people to disable that particular app.
I laughed so hard when the Sprint/T-Mobile merger happened and Boost was propped up to supposedly become national carrier. Looks like they were allowed to fail at that and sell off their radio spectrum and are back to being a MVNO
Samsung always had nice hardware and the worst software I've ever seen.
Sometimes when I experience small petty outrage at something I think of this comment.
There was a This American Life where an author got in his head about bad reviews on Amazon, so he clicked one of the profiles of people who'd given him 2 stars, and found that she had given 5 stars to a lavender polka dot cupcake stand. And from then the bad reviews didn't affect him so much.
In my country we have a saying: "You can't please both Greeks and Trojans" (which, to be Historically correct, should have been Athenians and Trojans)
Anyways, the point is that there will always be somebody who doesn't like you or something you do even whilst others will.
No point in trying to please everybody and caring about what everybody things.
I create porn
Admittedly, mine is intended to be silly for the most part, but occasionally I make something that I think is genuinely sexy
When people have fun with the unhinged stuff, it's great. The back-and-forth is genuinely fun
I haven't had anyone say anything mean about the actual "porn" stuff, but I would feel really sad if something I created to be sexy had someone shit all over it
Especially when it's done for the love of it, not for money
The comments here and the one referenced make me wonder why anyone would watch professional porn in 2026...
Anything where the person is visible is pretty much professional.
Just because they're on only fans or whatever doesn't make it any less professional.
IMO it's more about the vibe than whether porn is their main source of income.
Is she really horny or just acting?
If she's really horny, then it just comes down to whether or not I find her physically attractive, which is partially based on looks and partially based on how she physically displays her personality.
If she isn't really horny, someone acting like they are horny when they aren't is personally a turn off. Things like moaning as if she's about to orgasm while just giving a blowjob, random ahego face, thirst trap captions... Enough of those and it doesn't matter how hot I find her otherwise.
Professional porn tends to be more of the latter. Once the novelty wears off and it goes from "I'm getting paid to fuck!" to "I just gotta have sex to get paid", it loses that sense of genuineness.
Not saying you're wrong, but like, there's a lot of other categories of porn that I wonder why they exist and professional porn probably doesn't crack the top 25.
I mean most everything popular on Only Fans is just professional porn with simpler, more amateur looking production. I totally get why people prefer it.
I also think OF lead to the rise in Hotwife/Cuck stuff which is really funny to me. Oh yeah you fuck dudes while your husband is off at work? No shit, cause it’s your job to do that.
Fucking other people besides your spouse is literally what professional porn stars with a personal relationship have always done lol.
People in comment sections of all porn videos are almost always just ruthless to the guys.
As if he didn't already blow the major load earlier, poor fella had to stick it out cuz it's his job. So much pain, I'll pray for him
Don't quote me on this but I'm pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots
Um HWAT? Can I unlearn this fun fact?
What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
How would that work though? Wouldn't it just enter the bladder?
I pray to god this is wrong, and they just get hidden little tubes with fake cum, strapped along to their tip, like normal people.
Genuinely what did he expect him to do? It's not like you get to choose the amount.
When someone spackles the woman with a pint of jizz, it's disgusting. My immediate thought is what medical condition do they have? The average amount is 10cc, or a bit more than a dribble.
I get so insecure when sperm donor scenes in movies hand over three cups of sperm. Then again, the naked gun is probably bad reference material.
"Two tiddilywinks of cum" has been stuck in my brain for years for no reason.
Being a Phub worker is so miserable, the guy is asexual by now.
Being a pHub worker is mostly like being a sex slave.
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