Was on the beach in Cozumel and had a raccoon that lived in a stack of surf boards solicit me for nachos.

He did the little 🙏 gesture and then stuck out a tiny paw. Came back half a dozen times once he realized we were suckers for this act.

Hands down, favorite part of the trip.

Start leaving AirBnB reviews: minus one star for lack of duck.

I would trade the cardinal that kept flying into the sliding glass window over and over and over at the last cabin I stayed at for this duck. I had to tell at that thing repeatedly because it'd leave for 10 min and start all over again. The amount of bird shit outside on the patio was absurd.

I wanna chill with the duck.

That's a trained duck.