I like that they can ship Taylor Swift Across the glob for 9$
post
replies:
it depends, is she weeping audibly?
OR SMILING from ear to ear and nipping from a flask?
How much to get her to weep and try to climb into the casket?
Does she kill you too, or is that billed separately?
replies:
permalink
fedilink
source
parent
hideshow 2 child comments
would you want to be killed by taylor swift? how about a different woman? what about a raccoon? i think it'd be cool to die because a serial murderer raccoon targeted you.
We remember saltnotsugar who passed in this (nods to Taylor Swift) cruUuUuel summer.
Most of my friends or family wouldn't recognise her. Some would have heard of the name at best.
all 16 comments