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[–] 27 points 6 months ago (1 child)

I like that they can ship Taylor Swift Across the glob for 9$

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    it depends, is she weeping audibly?

    OR SMILING from ear to ear and nipping from a flask?

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  • [–] 34 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    How much to get her to weep and try to climb into the casket?

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    [–] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Does she kill you too, or is that billed separately?

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    would you want to be killed by taylor swift? how about a different woman? what about a raccoon? i think it'd be cool to die because a serial murderer raccoon targeted you.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    We remember saltnotsugar who passed in this (nods to Taylor Swift) cruUuUuel summer.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Most of my friends or family wouldn't recognise her. Some would have heard of the name at best.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    😭😢🤨 Is that John Stamos? Did Nick know John Stamos?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Only if she will stick her head into my guillotine

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