Such middle school energy

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[–] 50 points 6 months ago (1 child)

It really is middle school energy, that's just embarrassing.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago

    WHAT IF WE CALL IT… JACKHAMMER?

    Think about it Billy, a jackhammer is like a sledge hammer but it moves by itself!

    It’s totally awesome.

    Hey, want to come over to my house to play? We have Caprisons and my moms working late so we can play Nintendo 64.

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Was there something about Operation Epstein Fury they didn't like?

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Yeah, it’s been 60 days so they are supposed to need congress to approve any further conflict. This lets them pretend that this is a new operation, and therefore a new conflict, to reset the timer.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    This may be from the meme graveyard, but it has never been more appropriate:

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Well, gosh, if a rebrand doesn't fix things, I don't know what will!

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    Remember when they initially called the Iraqi invasion "Operation Iraqi Liberation" but changed it because it spelled OIL. Same vibes.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    You could have a steam train

    If you just lay down your tracks

    You could have an aeroplane flying

    If you didn't park it within range of the drones.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    They still don't have any plan, or even coherent excuse for being there... But they spent time coming up with a dumb ass grade school edgelord level nickname for their illegal war...

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    That's like the kids in grade 10 who have a band name and album art but haven't learned to play an instrument yet.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    fuck, im 60, and this is where I am at :(

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

    It's more like "Operation White Flag". Strategically, this ends in a major loss for the USA. The only winning move was not to play . . as every other US President since Jimmy Carter was smart enough to understand. The 2 remaining choices are: commit the entire DOD to a ground invasion of the Iran homeland . . or lose. And there is no sign the DOD is ramping up for a ground war.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago*

    I think the fascist's assumption is that things can't get much worse for them, so they might as well make their enemies suffer more as well:

    "We can't take a bigger L than we already have, so by doubling down we can outlast Iran and the rest of the world. Even though we'll have to deal with increased energy costs and a worsening economy, many other nations will be hit harder as we have enough domestic production. Our domestic oil exec buddies can even sell for a profit at high prices. The November elections can't get any worse for us and our base will never truly falter, so now might be time to pivot towards rigging elections and nullifying Congress!"

    Of course, things absolutely can get worse for America, as a prolonged closure will cause every nation on earth to totally abandon the US. Our economy can absolutely go into a deep depression if something else goes wrong, and the ripple effects from that could be monumental.

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    They should stick with their "E.F." motif. "Epstein Files", "Epic Fury", "Extreme Fuckery", "Extra Fries", and so on.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Did Operation Orange Pee Pee not poll well or something?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    this is again because he thinks he can restart the clock.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Bury Epstein Files or Cluster Fuck is more appropriate. Sledgehammer, lol, he missed and whacked his own shin!

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Apparently bot Xi and Trump want to end Operation Epstein Fury. I don’t think Xi was thinking of this though.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    The first attempt failed miserably, time to rebrand.

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    [–] 27 points 6 months ago

    I wonder how much time Pete Hegseth spends every day scribbling down ideas for "badass" names in a composition notebook like a bored teenager daydreaming about starting a rock band.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    A very appropriate name given the sheer. amount of strategic planning.

    Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    Operation 'Danger Zone' coming 60 days later

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Worse. In Stellaris you have to declare a reason for war.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    In civ a casus belli is only important diplomatically

    I should check out of life for a few weeks of civ again…

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    So you can just attack at anytime without a checkbox saying why?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah it's declaring a surprise war. You also don't give a reason for denouncing (which you have to do 10 turns before you're allowed to declare a formal war, assuming no cassus belli)

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Ah I see the difference is every war in stellaris is a "surprise war" you just have to declare why so you can establish exit end goals. For example stealing relic or purging the xenon from the galaxy (on side still alive)

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 5 points 6 months ago*

    Don't bring a sledge hammer to a drone fight. 😜

    They might as well call it: Operation Completely Out Of Touch.

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