I wonder how much time Pete Hegseth spends every day scribbling down ideas for "badass" names in a composition notebook like a bored teenager daydreaming about starting a rock band.
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A very appropriate name given the sheer. amount of strategic planning.
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
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Operation 'Danger Zone' coming 60 days later
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Peter Gabriel should sue!
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Don't bring a sledge hammer to a drone fight. 😜
They might as well call it: Operation Completely Out Of Touch.
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It really is middle school energy, that's just embarrassing.
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Was there something about Operation Epstein Fury they didn't like?
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This may be from the meme graveyard, but it has never been more appropriate:
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Well, gosh, if a rebrand doesn't fix things, I don't know what will!
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Remember when they initially called the Iraqi invasion "Operation Iraqi Liberation" but changed it because it spelled OIL. Same vibes.
You could have a steam train
If you just lay down your tracks
You could have an aeroplane flying
If you didn't park it within range of the drones.
They still don't have any plan, or even coherent excuse for being there... But they spent time coming up with a dumb ass grade school edgelord level nickname for their illegal war...
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It's more like "Operation White Flag". Strategically, this ends in a major loss for the USA. The only winning move was not to play . . as every other US President since Jimmy Carter was smart enough to understand. The 2 remaining choices are: commit the entire DOD to a ground invasion of the Iran homeland . . or lose. And there is no sign the DOD is ramping up for a ground war.
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They should stick with their "E.F." motif. "Epstein Files", "Epic Fury", "Extreme Fuckery", "Extra Fries", and so on.
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Did Operation Orange Pee Pee not poll well or something?
this is again because he thinks he can restart the clock.
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Bury Epstein Files or Cluster Fuck is more appropriate. Sledgehammer, lol, he missed and whacked his own shin!
Apparently bot Xi and Trump want to end Operation Epstein Fury. I don’t think Xi was thinking of this though.
The first attempt failed miserably, time to rebrand.
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