President Donald Trump praised acting Attorney General Todd Blanche on Monday, saying the lawyer has “kept me out of jail for years.”

"We have a man who’s doing a great job, I’ll tell you. I knew it, because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He kept me out of jail. They would indict me left and right, the crooked Democrats. "

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[–] 111 points 6 months ago

Or, you know,

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  • [–] 97 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    Admits he’s a criminal. Good. Put that on the republican campaign posters. “Supporting an admitted criminal, and convicted felon.”

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  • [–] 41 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    He would get MORE votes. What’s your point?

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    "I could shoot a man on 5th avenue..."

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    He could rape a child on 5th Ave and it would be replayed in churches as gospel.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    That’s not a Trump original. I’m sure it’s been said before that, but it’s a line from The West Wing. The president’s chief of staff makes the comment “To sweep all fifty states, the president would only need to do two things: blow the Sultan's brains out in Times Square, then walk across the street to Nathan's and buy a hot dog.”

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    [–] 27 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Holy crap, for once, I actually believe what Donald Trump said.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Didn't think you'd be saying that when woke up this morning, did you?

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  • [–] 42 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    The part of law and order…

    There is another way to avoid going to jail. You probably wouldn’t be too keen on it, though. Pretty simple plan, too. Here is the plan.

    Step 1: Don’t commit crimes

    That’s it.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    That's never been a guarantee, and because of Trump, it's becoming even less so by the day.

    His continued lack of incarceration has a corrosive effect on the entire legal system.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Poor Merrick Garland. All those years of being an incompetent, spineless fuck, and he doesn't even get a mention here.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    He's a babbling, raving lunatic

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    I don't think I have the physical or mental ability to be shocked by shit like this anymore.

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