Psh. In the beginning, or whatever, the so called god (especially lower case) said let there be light.
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We were too mean ton14 year old atheists. It turns out Christianity really was that bad
The subtitle says VHS tape... Ouch
Where can I get this, specifically the Songs of Solomon cassette
surprised nobody linked it: https://youtu.be/67Vg9EYy4c0
I propose a new set of Ten Commandments:
The Ten Needs (or Rules)
- We are the People, YOUR OWN; We choose to need no gods, no masters
- We choose to make our own imagery
- We choose to not deadname the people
- Remember and observe Labour Day, to foster general wellbeing
- Be kind to your friends and (chosen) kin
- We choose to not kill
- We choose to not damage polycules
- We choose to claim what private property is stolen from mankind
- We choose to not lie but to protect all within these Needs
- We choose to take and need food, water, and shelter; to take and need someone's kindness, to take our withheld wages, but to let someone keep their Blåhaj, pets, and personal belongings.
I... I want a copy.
I didnt realize you had audiobooks back in the era of casette tape
They came in big noisy plastic cases shaped like large books that held several tapes for long audiobooks. They were made of cheap, thin, disposable-feeling plastic rather than something you'd want for permanent storage. It's hard to explain what I'm talking about but they were a rather unique experience. They were similar to the plastic clamshell cases used by VHS movies but much larger.
Oh I remember. I borrowed my friends collection of hitchhiker's guide read by Douglas Adams and copied every one.
Kept them all in a shoebox for years!
I would fall asleep listening to them, then the next night before bed spend ages rewinding and checking and rewinding to find the spot I last remembered listening to before falling asleep. To then fall asleep within 5 minutes and repeat the whole process again the following night.
Good times.
Hmm I see. I think I got a set of felt-tip pens in a book-shaped plastic case like that once.
Audiobooks were first called "books on tape."
I had a blind friend with a (preinternet) collection of braille and audio books that filled her entire 600 square foot apartment. Shelves upon shelves upon shelves. I don't know if you've ever seen them, but braille books are physically enormous. They have to make the paper extra thick and special to print (punch tactile holes) on both sides of the page. It's really neat. One of them was a Bible on vinyl. I can't remember who recorded it but pulling it out of my ass I'd bet good money on Donny Osmond
You could even rent them out from the public library.
Public libraries still do this! I think it's CDs now though.
-- Frost
That 14 year old grew up to be Joel Osteen, who now is worth over 100 million dollars.
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