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[–] 91 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If I don’t have 20 unique websites from 20 unique countries simultaneously drive by downloading malware onto my computer, I can nearly guarantee that I’m not even aroused. The banal smut that composes their transfixion deserves to be branded not onto their screen, but onto their skin, so all will understand who they truly are at their core. A milquetoast ejaculator.

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    [–] 58 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    Can you fix this by watching XVideos with inverted screen

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  • [–] 63 points 6 months ago* (5 children)

    Then the burn will be on the bottom instead of the top

    I suggest using a spinning mount and set the monitor orientation to constantly rotate slowly. Problem solved.

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  • [–] 42 points 6 months ago

    Tell anyone who asks that you were just hanging out too much on X/Twitter. No wait, I think that's worse than the truth.

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  • [–] 34 points 6 months ago

    The goon stamp.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago

    In one of my old phones, I played so much Yugioh Duel Links that the life points got burned in the OLED.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Isn’t the screen shifting the full frame slightly to prevent this? Like just a few pixels so it’s not noticeable.

    I guess a logo is too large for that to be effective.

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