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[–] 14 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Gather for the ceremonial Cutting Of The Log, featuring our treasured Poop Knife

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Poop knife is so last decade, we use a poop saw these days.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    so outdated, you don't even have a poop water jet cutter yet?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    We tried one once, but it made too much of a mess. So did the saw..

    So we opened the valve up to steady flowing water, no longer a water jet, and attached it to the saw to rinse it off while in use. Rubber gloves highly recommended, electricity bites hard yo..

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    truth, you just really need to get a bum hose with adjustable pressure. get it on low (so it doesn't have splashback) and just erode it in the middle if it's that long. or just increase the flow on the bum hose a little (still no splashback) and give the flush a little extra push.

    also, on the plus you get a (cold water) bidet.

    i really recommend going all the way to a warm water washlet though. icy cheeks in the middle of the night at midwinter (like hell I'm smearing shit between my cheeks after a midnight loaf pinch) is a special kind of hell. a warm pucker on that night, well, let's just say i'm getting dopamines just thinking about it.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I need this sign since every time I go take a shit my wife and cat decide to have an all hands meeting.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Everything else in that toilet room says that it's a public facility. It's got an anti germ PSA poster on the wall reminding people to wash their hands, it's got commercial grade soap and toilet paper, even the toilet is a public toilet not the kind you see in a house.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I've actually started doing this via thrifting. It's fun to look for just the wrong sign.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Family and friends gather here

    FTFY

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    From RFK's bathroom:

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*

    oh gross. that's white, too. right next to the ADA handrail and soap and everything. raise it four fucking inches.

    i recognize that bathroom from my childhood. that's a care facility. there shouldn't even be fabric right there.

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