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[–] 137 points 6 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 36 points 6 months ago

    40? The oldest millenials are turning 45 this year.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Already there, would not recommend. The only prize is unending joint pain.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Lucky! I got chronic nerve pain at 40. Good excuse to smoke pot, tho

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Don't forget the sudden need for "readers".

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    And the need for "progressives" for the nerds who already had their distance vision murdered by genetics and books.

    For the Z'ers, "books" are stacks of paper, typically glued together on one side, with a single audiobook or podcast transcribed onto them and displayed in a fixed font.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)
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    I just turned 41, fuck you for accuracy....

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    My bank account and accomplishments say I'm 25. Check & mate.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    40 has already caught me, but its OK because I still kick ass.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Gen x'er here, weren't y'all like starting things in 1981....wouldn't that make you comingup on a different decade? (I'll take my rotten tomatoes now, high velocity please)

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    That can't be right, that would mean I'm actually getting older

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    As a millienal rapidly approaching 40 and with my first kid on the way..this image speaks to me.

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Congrats on the first kid! I have young kids and recommend getting some cardio in now for more energy. It's been helping me.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Thanks! Haha I've been working on that as well and some arm/core strength for rocking it haha.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 6 months ago

    That's a good idea too. I threw my back out once with the first one from rocking because I didn't realize I was sort of compressing my spine to give my arms a break. It's one of those things that doesn't matter if you do it once, but over and over again, it sneaks up on you.

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  • [–] 40 points 6 months ago (22 children)

    Most of the Millenials I know have even already the scary 50 approaching from behind.

    But that's some kind of observation bias, as I am GenX and interestingly know almost no people born between 1990 and 2000.

    But I know a bunch of GenZ again who currently look like deer with big, wide open eyes at the approaching headlights of the "30" truck, which imho is much worse than the 40...

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Most people you know are not "millennials", 1976 is not even close to a millennial birthdate lmfao

    At some point, every person born in the 20th century while be classified as a millennial.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Most people you know are not “millennials”

    Where did I say that?

    I only stated that the Millennials I know are of the pre-1990 type, and these totally exist.
    (Hello, my beloved Millennial-wife, if you happen to read this! :-) )

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Well now at least you can say you know of me, I have 4 years left before 40.

    Those of us in the second half of millennial aren’t that different than the first half, the biggest difference is things like YouTube and Facebook were high school things for us instead of college things.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I ... know almost no people born between 1990 and 2000.

    But I know a bunch of GenZ ... approaching ... 30

    How are both of these true

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I am now working at a place in our company that is prime starting point for a lot of university graduates. Most of them were born around 2000 and are now in their mid- to end twenties.
    So correct, I also know a couple of people born slightly before 2000, did some slight rounding there.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (12 children)

    As Gen-X, I can confirm that 30 is far more traumatic than 40.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    As Gen-X, I can confirm that 30 is far more traumatic than 40.

    I totally agree.

    When turning 40, I had much to much going on (family stuff really taking up speed, buying own flat,...) that I didn't give a shit.

    30 on the other hand, with me still without a long-term partnership and just continuing living my old student bachelor's life, felt like a huge thing, triggering profound eleventh-hour-panic.

    I think that the dates have shifted as typical family foundation has moved from the late teens or early twenties to around 30.
    This also means that 50 might be the new 40 (A fact that I can confirm by now), marking a new phase in life as 40 maybe did in former times.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I remember seeing a research thing showing that mid to late 20s was the average time people started to get married. But keep in mind, that's average. And as soon as you're any flavor of queer or there's conflict near you (like war) throw those numbers out the window.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Yes, especially wars also tend to seriously disturb family planning.

    My grandparents all were around 30 on my fathers side and even older on my mothers side when they became parents.
    Reason for that: WWII happened...

    Before and after the wars, numbers were significantly different. My mother was nineteen when I was born in the mid 70s. But that also was around the time when that started to change in our country, triggered by the more widespread availability of contraceptives and an increase of women's education level.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    The problem is the extra air growing in weird places.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    Extra AIR?!

    Sounds horrifying!

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    That's just the bloating in your stomach.
    When you turn 30, you develop this incredibly urge to start eating lots of beans, commonly marking the transition to being an old man with the obligatory old man habits.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    Found a strange, single, long hair growing off my chin the other day. I’m a woman in my mid-30s with no tendencies toward facial hair whatsoever.

    It reminded me of when I was working in a nursing home, and such hairs would just appear, already over an inch long, on patients’ faces. It was as if they sprouted overnight.

    It was a disturbing moment to find one on myself. But hey, it was still my natural color and the length made it easy to pluck. So, can’t complain. Yet.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    I've noticed there's a thing where our brains filter out fine details, especially in mirrors. When I have a lot of time to pluck and want to try to get everything, you can sway left-right in the mirror to try to add a kind of dither, visually, and that helps see stuff you wouldn't, otherwise. However, knowing this is terrifying because then you start seeing all kinds of stuff that other people probably see that you normally don't and now I wanna die. So, use this knowledge with caution.

    That's my theory for old people with sudden face hair. Not that it grows, but it's hard to see.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    My father referred to me as 'almost 40' the other day, which I deemed rude so I called him 'almost 60', which he also deemed rude.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    My parents started referring to me as "middle-aged" when I was like 35 specifically because they knew it would drive me nuts. And with the current trajectory of American life expectancy, the math might actually bear them out.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Meanwhile, retirement age is speeding away into the distance...

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Who needs retirement when you can just die working

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Forty was fine. I didn't feel old at all and was in a decent place mentally. I'm now 49, and I have a feeling 50 is going to be somewhat jarring. It just feels undeniably mature.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    40 Millennials chasing you down the street would be pretty scary.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Looks at me brother. I am already in my mid-40s.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    3 more months!! I’m excited! Aging is a privilege!

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    I remember when I felt invincible, like the world is my oyster. It felt like yesterday. Even though I didn't achieve everything that I hoped, I'm glad I was raised to just enjoy the journey.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Where is the button in Lemmy for flagging posts as "false and misleading"?

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Millennials typically are defined as being born between 1981 and 1996.

    Like it or not, 1981 was 45 years ago. Modern Times (1936) is nearer in time to The Empire Strikes Back (1980) than The Empire Strikes back is to 2026.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Reminder that your generation contains all the best and worst of humanity, like other generations, and is not a like collective.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Leading up to my recent 40th, I went on a little tour of contacting people to tie up loose ends/seek closure where it was lacking. It was really helpful, even though at least one person worried I was planning to kill myself.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Why do I feel not 33 even though I am 33

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    in my 50s now. mentally, I feel like I'm in my late 30s.

    in my 30s I felt like my mid 20s.

    in my 20s I felt like mid teens.

    all of this is wrong because your perspective changes as you age. just because that how you feel you felt then doesn't mean that's exactly how you felt.

    better way to put it, you can't feel emotions until you have them and once you've had them you can never feel how you felt then.

    you are 33. I am 52. we are the age we are and nothing else matters.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Everyone saying this is too late. We are Xennials not Millenials.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    The graduating class of 2000 were the original millennials before it was used as a general term for an entire generation.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials

    They coined the term in 1987, around the time children born in 1982 were entering kindergarten, and the media were first identifying their prospective link to the impending new millennium as the high school graduating class of 2000.[29]

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (2 children)

    Sure whatever millennials are consider starting in 1981. So oldest is 45. But whatever they are all made up and mean nothing. Cause now they are starting micro generations.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    There are now several studies showing that generations rarely end precisely at one point and begin anew at another. In the case of Xennials, they do not identify with either the later Millennials or Generation X.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    No really a made up thing isn't precise. There is no Xennials or that is the micro generations some are pushing. And come on the wealth of your family, where you are raised how you are raised are going to be bigger factors in how you grow up then your generation.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I got another half a decade thank you very much

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