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[–] 51 points 6 months ago (8 children)
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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    If you figure out the lobster claw, lemme know -- that's the one I want most.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Stellar. I quit drinking and now I eat way more and I’ve lost 20% of my bodyweight in under six months. I was drinking tons every day, maybe 1500-2000cal.

    My belt that almost didn’t fit around my belly, I’m at the final hole before I have to get a smaller belt. My pants fall down if I’m not wearing it tightly. My watch band almost needs to be replaced with a smaller one. I feel awesome every day.

    I have stretch marks but no loose skin, so I’m thankful. I hope the stretch marks stay. My chest is smaller, which is totally great. I’m just starting getting back into exercising, but I feel just excellent about myself now!

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I've got a body and it's going to be summer. It's perfect :D

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Have gone down to the beach every day, but still waiting for a body to wash up

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    What could be a more summery shape than that of half melted ice cream?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    I live in a place where it gets up to 110+ F/43+ C regularly in the summer, my summer body is molded by hiding from the sun and waiting for the sweet release of night.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Mine looks like fat titties and not giving a fuck about societal standards

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Was hoping for a 6 pack, ended up with a keg.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Once I'm put in the smoker I'll render down quite nicely.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    My summer personality is nothing to write home about either.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    My ideal summer body is replacing this rotting flesh husk with cold, hard machine precision. But that's not really an option yet :(

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    My collection is coming along fine

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    I discovered that the amount of carrots I can eat before I am uncomfortably full is like 150 calories worth of carrots, which means I can nearly double the amount of beer I can drink while still running a small calorie deficit.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    I have a body for radio, and a personality for print

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    I'm down from 228 to 220. Not really that great, but I'll keep you posted lmao

    I miss the days of being 150 lbs. I felt like I had so much energy I could run a marathon. Now I feel like a quick run could kill me. :D

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I’m trying to shed about five kilos before the heat really hits. Not for any sort of beauty reasons, I just wanna make forty degree summer days suck slightly less.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Got my ass back in gear after gaining 80lbs during Covid. Not going to win any competitions, but I'm in shape and sub-15% fat

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Below 15%? When does it start to get dangerous?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago*

    I dunno, for men that compete they are usually at like 7% I think... best I ever got down to was like 8. If you're not actively trying to cut it down men are usually around 15-20, women 20-30

    Edit- I did not google this, top of my head numbers

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Have to start training my horse like almost every day, so I'll prolly end up with a half decent bod by the time winter rolls around again lol

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Mine's in a shape.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    If you change your clock to Southern Hemisphere Time, its getting to winter. No need for a summer body.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I look like im really good at the internet.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    i got a tan for the first time in my life (at least that i can remember). it was the first spring not mostly spent in front of computer screens. :)

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    I'm getting chubby and my boobs are humongous and I love it.

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    Like a suckling pig ready for the spit

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I had some time off work recently and had a big plan to work out and get back in shape during my break... But got a bulging disk in my back the weekend before it started. Still was able to get some running in, but everything else got put on hold

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Belly is aaaalmost gone.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Warm in the winter, shady in the summer

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*

    I practiced stretching last few months for no particular reason.

    My body still looks like that of a LOTR dwarf shoe-mender but I can at least do w-sitting as an adult now.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    It's 'winter' now.

    Now excuse me while I be frozen cold at 23c.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    It's the same body, only a bit darker and more wet

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