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[–] 42 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sorry… I couldn’t help myself lol.

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  • [–] 69 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    wait a minute, youre not _violet08

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  • [–] 30 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Girl, its ok. We love you either way

    Though I can understand why a lot women start off with "I'm not that kind of girl".

    That allows them to work up from there lmao.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Sometimes you want a guy to feel special: "I don't do this with everyone you know."

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Keep a few pairs of adhesive-backed googly eyes in a bag or pocket so opportunities like this don't pass you by.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Instructions unclear, googly eyed penis

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