Sorry… I couldn’t help myself lol.
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wait a minute, youre not _violet08
Girl, its ok. We love you either way
Though I can understand why a lot women start off with "I'm not that kind of girl".
That allows them to work up from there lmao.
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Sometimes you want a guy to feel special: "I don't do this with everyone you know."
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Try not to suck any dicks on the way across the parking lot!
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Dicks in the parking lot!?

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Keep a few pairs of adhesive-backed googly eyes in a bag or pocket so opportunities like this don't pass you by.
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Instructions unclear, googly eyed penis
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And don't you ever be ashamed of it. Folks like you make the world a better place.
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