Gives me this vibes

Gives me this vibes

Aaaaand that's why you mind your own business!
Right? Oh she thought it was shoes? I'm still gonna ask why the fuck she opened someone else's shit!
Also based on a quick search that is not the worst thing a mother could see (although granted that would depend on the mom, this one seems chill enough)
Ok, you're going to have to share with the class.
Its "Nova the Breeder" small, soft or soft shaft firm base
Looks like this(the small one) obviously NSFW
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Reverse searched and this is what the mom probably saw:

(Roll for plausible deniability) Mom, it’s just a mushroom model. I’m into….biology.
Small. What an absolute coward
Edit: apparently I haven't been getting comment notifications on Connect, but this was entirely sarcastic, I am well aware of how unreasonable large even some of the small toys are. I am also intimately aware of how unreasonably large the large size is. It frightens me from the bottom of the tote.
Oversized, somewhere in that space between comically and frighteningly.
They come in a wide variety of sizes, from very small to (as you put it) comically/frighteningly large, so as to cater to most people depending on their preference.
Granted, the theme is usually "creature" (fantasy or real) rather than "human", but that doesn't mean they only have one size for each creature imagined!
??? It d9esnt matter if you thought it was shoes, you don't open other peoples mail?? In what country is it legal to do that wtf
I assume Mom omitted the "my" in front of shoes, like she and expecting her own delivery and just thought it was hers without double-checking.
You've never accidentally opened something before you looked at the name, (when expecting something)?
No...? If a courier delivers something to my door I look at the name to confirm they live here before signing. Including when I'm expecting a package. Mix-ups happen all the time.
No, because I always check the name first. What the hell is wrong with you people???
Thanks for reminding me I've got a daki on the way. Time to check the mail every hour.
As a cis person ITT:
"OH... Ohh! OH!"
takes notes
Ah, yes, only non-cis people use sex toys.... It has nothing to do with you being cis, more that you've either never browsed a porn site in the last 20 years or have a very specific kind of site you go where those would never show up, and also don't have fun friends.
Sorry my sexdrive isn't my personality?
Ok, cool. But... What does being cis have to do with not owning a dragon cock dildo??
The venn digram between furry culture and trans culture often times looks like an askew lid on a jar.
I'd also like to point out that just because I've pointed this out, and made fun of/with it, that I don't mind, personally.
but tbh, the blank "What do you mean Hank Hill wouldn't talk about dragon dildos with the boys?" thought was hilarious for a minute
lmfao it doesn't really look like you're bothered by it really, imo anyways, but it's such a non-sequitur to point out that you're cis. i think it probably would have been clearer if you'd just said "as a non-furry"
respectfully, there are plenty of suburban white folks who are freaks with it (positive) and wouldn't bat an eye at a bad dragon dildo. you probably could have said "as a vanilla person", also
you're poking fun at it, but i get the feeling you wouldn't take well to having your own lack of sex knowledge made fun of, so i'll leave it at that
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