Because the sun rotates around that part, duh

I also love that this version of flat earth theory is perfectly okay with our living on the surface of a huge spherical object floating in space.

That's where Santa Claus lives. It's pretty obvious that he uses his magic to make the snow and ice so that every day is Christmas.

Because the sun likes cold drinks

There's obviously a gigantic magnifying glass between the Sun an Earth!

Why a sphere? Why not a torus?

So, the Discworld. Yes, it is very cool.

They really do ruin everything

There's some really amazing world building that's been done with flat-earth art as a springboard

Can't remember the name, but there's one with concentric circles separated by ice walls with landmasses named after different mythologies' deities. There's a whole community built around writing lore for each landmass

Even old Christians knew the earth was a sphere. The "Catholics believe the earth is flat" was something said by someone AGAINST Catholics, not because it was true.

He has a big dick.

Flat Devin theory. How much is a bulldozer?

Devin knows the truth.

His balls aren't hollow.

but that flat ice ball is on a ball of lava

Wait what? What did mistborn have that was like this? My memory of era 1 is a little foggy and I assume that’s when you’re talking about

so were just a bunch of apes duking it out on a giant disco ball essentially…

bald spot