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[–] 53 points 6 months ago*

“What’s this four year gap in your resume?”

“Oh that’s when I went to Yale.”

“Yale? Very impressive. Welcome aboard.”

“Thank you. You won’t regret hiring me for this yob.”

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago

    "I attended there for four years. Well, I lived nearby and attended many campus parties in that period..."

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I went to Stanford

    It has lovely bike paths and the Rodin sculpture garden is free

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I went to west point for many graduations and to train cadets

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