Ok. Next time you meet a genie wish for "immunity to all electric shocks."

Defibrillators probably wouldn't work on you. But in turn you can pull off an instant nudity button!

Let’s work out that set-you-on-fire bug first though.

Take up acting and get some tear away clothes. Much less painful if you get the crotch seam right.

No…he died.

Not remotely an expert. While the numbers are crazy big, the time tends to be short. The ppe doesn't have to survive thousands of degrees for more than a fraction of a second. Also it has to route the charge through itself rather than you. Finally, for certain death scenarios successfully working ppe doesn't mean unscathed, it means still alive with reasonable recovery chances.

and if they dont become pop tarts, theyre booking it in the other direction with brown pants