That wasn't a slap. Diver got tagged. Now he's it.

Be turtle

Survived one of the most stupid reproduction system

Knew the ocean before the monkeys start massively contaminating it

Go for a swim in a relatively breathable and quiet part

Monkey want to add me in his TikTok or something

Gently push him and go back contemplating the existence

Monkey is now an internet sensation for being "hit"

Schould have done that collab sometime they give you krill

He's lucky, because he has a very punchable face