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[–] 40 points 6 months ago (9 children)

God I want some goth chick to squirt on my face.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Talking about issues/problems should be part of a healthy (or even just honest) relationship. What good is the head of a partner if they can't critically engage with you?

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Bugatti money, huh? That's some serious coin.

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    [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    Some things money can't buy.

    Or clean.

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (10 children)

    Squirt is just a piss with a tracing amount of lube.

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  • [–] -1 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Unlikely. Enough money means one never needs to actually learn a lesson, ever.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Are you sure this is the right thread?

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    No it isn't. I swear I was replying to a different thread.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Dated a girl that did that shit. It was annoying AF going through sheets. I had to wash them every couple days and had like 8 sets on standby.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Or get a waterproof sheet made for it

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    If you want the cheap travel option, get a stadium blanket from any sporting goods place. They're waterproof and fleece lined so they're comfortable to lay on. I got two at Dick's on clearance for only $10 each a couple years ago. Also, bonus points because "Dick's"

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  • [+] [S] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    Bourgeois depravity, violet is Epstein class

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Since it talk a lot about cash in these comments , I wonder what woukd you choose between cash and all the privilege that come with it or freedom of love but you have normal income?

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  • [–] -5 points 6 months ago*

    Tasted like ass, and was more wrecked than the hindenburg.

    My dick felt just as on fire tho.

    Deep, stanky pussy, cheaper per pound than the nastiest ground beef.

    She should fill it w oatmeal next time, so she wouldnt be lieing when she says she's brown sugar.

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