France hasn't seen this much Monarchist violence since the 18th century
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Would this trigger NATO's article 5?
Is Australia in NATO, because if so, don't send them here
Don't send the bees to Australia or the Australians to France? Although both are equally terrifying. Australia isn't in the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation anyway
What’s this?! A lovely French town woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of BEES aught to put a stop to that!
« According to the mayor, the incident may have been related to Asian hornets threatening a beehive that had been installed on the roof terrace of a downtown hotel more than a decade ago. He said that this had likely caused the bees to become aggressive. »
Seems as plausible as some dumb kids throwing rocks at a hive or a smelly wind, I guess 🤷♀️
Never had to call the cops on bees before
I don't mean to make light of 3 people being in critical condition but... It's simply too fitting, I'm afraid.

Gob's not on board.

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