That's a helluva tale for a neighbor that likely just gave him one

For some reason, I'm reading this in John Oliver's voice.

Honestly, if a cat was super interested in one of my bratwurst, I'd give them a present lol probably one I'd let cool for some time too, so it's not too hot for them.

I have a feeling this kitty made some friends, but wouldn't put it past them to snag it haha. My mom's cat used to take all the dog toys in the neighborhood and everyone knew just to come to the door to ask for them back lol

Edit: "if" not "of"

Furris Mueller?

Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago?

NextDoor doesn't know how to log on... yet.

There's no collar on the cat, that's very likely.

In other word oop have good neighbour.

Barter.

As a kid I had the genius idea of training magpies to steal stuff and bring it to me thinking it was the perfect crime; can't arrest a bird and the bird is who stole. But then I learned that is actually still illegal. 😔

Well if you would just demonstrate that you know how to catch and kill your own, she could relax about trying to teach you.

You should send them to school with the orcas.