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[–] 95 points 1 year ago (10 children)

No. He didn't steal. He is a mighty hunter. Yes he is. Yes he is! He hunted down the mighty sausage beast, stalked it, and killed it all on his own. Yes he did! Yes he did! And he did murder while being so adorable! Yes he is. Yes he is!

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That's a helluva tale for a neighbor that likely just gave him one

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    All cats believe in their hearts that they are mighty lions and tigers. Let them have this. :D

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I mean, to any creature that weighs 3 pounds or less, he's right. If you're a field mouse a house cat is a terrifyingly effective predator.

    More tuna are eaten by house cats than lions.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Honestly, if a cat was super interested in one of my bratwurst, I'd give them a present lol probably one I'd let cool for some time too, so it's not too hot for them.

    I have a feeling this kitty made some friends, but wouldn't put it past them to snag it haha. My mom's cat used to take all the dog toys in the neighborhood and everyone knew just to come to the door to ask for them back lol

    Edit: "if" not "of"

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I’d probably cut it in half or something. That’s one bigass meal.

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