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[–] 38 points 6 months ago

Yaaarrr lemons be packed with ascorbic acid ta help yer body create collagen keepin' the connective tissues strong yaaarrrrr

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  • [–] 65 points 6 months ago* (9 children)

    emojis are starting to become punctuation huh

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  • [–] 32 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    English was due for it tbh. Do I like that it's emojis – not particularly.

    But it does fill that ambiguity gap, especially when it comes to written humour.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago*

    emojis add ambiguity themselves. There are plenty of people who don’t understand sweat droplet emojis. There are definitely cultural gaps with 🙏. I think I read there are different ways to use 💀

    And they look different everywhere

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    We are going back to hieroglyphs! Also, didn't people die of fever in ancient Egypt due to trying to warm up?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    did you know that the printing press (with movable letters) was invented in china around 1000 AD?

    the only reason why the modern age wasn't started in china (instead of in europe) is because the chinese alphabet was too complicated for the printing press (too many letters to search from). the latin alphabet is simpler and therefore didn't have that problem

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  • [–] 30 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    I imagined it was read by Cave Johnson; it adds a certain something.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I don't know who Cave Johnson is so I had to imagine it being read by Dwayne Johnson which didn't really add anything.

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  • [–] 70 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Unless 🥺 you eat a lemon  
              👉👈

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  • [–] 57 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Presenting ☝️ to the emergency room, where we are now.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    Admit it, you went back to read it again then reenacted the finger gesture.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago*

    Even less than a lemon. Eat the scrub grass! Actually not sure if that sgit is toxic

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    Eats ☝️ shoots ☝️ and leaves

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Some kraut works wonders too. ☝️🤓

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    This post meg me into a small but interesting rabbit hole of scurvy, scar tissue and collagen.... Really interesting and I didn't know scar tissue sucks so much compared to regular skin ...!

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