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[–] 26 points 6 months ago

Cranking glorious revolutionary hog

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Alright but what about jorkin the peanits? I need answers, tone is important.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Flicking the bean sounds like cleaning your dining room table in the laziest way possible

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    But what if you like it where the sun don't shine?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Masturbation sounds like an obscure biological process done to make harvesting cellular peptides more efficient.

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