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[–] 45 points 6 months ago (5 children)

That totally happened, chat

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  • [–] 50 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    No no. I can totally believe this happened. I've sent women similiar messages when I was younger.

    See, it doesn't matter how much you like a woman, or how funny you are, or how respectful you are, or how big your dick is.

    What matters most is that you own it. If you fall on your face, own it. You MEANT to do that. Doesn't bother you. In fact, do it again. Harder. Break your nose. Start bleeding. Then own it again. That's what matters. Confidence. The illusion that you know what you're doing at all times, are comfortable in your own skin.

    Oh, and also be tall. That's the most important thing.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Pissing my pants? It’s called marking your territory fool!

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    I actually know a schoolfriend that thought pissing was territory marking and actually pissed himself on purpose a couple of times in school. Few years ago I saw he was advertising his OF of pissing on his wife. Soo...... Yeah I have no idea how did he even find a wife that wanted to be pissed on?

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    My mom's name was Tina, and she would have found this absolutely hilarious

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    "Guy who likes my tits"

    Damn she even made him into a contact

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Basically a Bob's Burgers episode

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    It's crazy we haven't gotten a "Bob's burgers but it's 20 years later where are they now" type spinoff yet

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    All I can think about when someone mentions the name Tina is a rap song - cocktales (not a typo) think by too short? He rhymes "Tina" with "Sperm cleana' ". The name is ruined forever.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    iknkwwhatimaboutson.gif

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